The beer scooter works in the following fashion:

Cruzin Cooler 1000W Scooter, Blue


The Beer Scooter - The Wastetime Post

An undocumented feature of the beer scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-Dimensional Portals dictates that time will be lost and unaccounted for.

The final feature of the Beer Scooter is an on-board heater, which allows you to get home from the pub comfortably in sub-zero temperatures, wearing just a T-shirt.

The Beer Scooter by Ruairidh MacNeill - 3D Artist

The beer scooter may look nothing like this

ridiculous and red neck contraptions behold the beer cooler scooter

The Beer Scooter works thus: The passenger reaches a certain level of intoxication and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer Scooter.

And I was witness to that mythical thing today – the beer scooter!! Yes guys, it does exist!! But this one brings fresh beer to replenish supplies on a Honda Dream scooter! And almost as good as this, when I got some crips they were even stamped with authority that they were an ideal ‘beer match’. See attached pictures.